Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a
little chat.
He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said,
here - try these on."
She did and said, "These are too big, I can't wear them."
"Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will."
Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

Hmmm..., thought Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try on his
honeymoon.

Mike took off his pants and said to Karen,
"Here - try these on."
She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."
Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I
don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here- you
try on mine."
He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you
never will.

***** NUFF SAID!!