I think I'm in water overload! Arg. I feel like I'm swimming. I pee every ten minutes and my coochie is starting to hurt now. There's only so many times you can wipe something in a day! I also have a huge headache right now. Don't know if that has to do with the massive amounts of water, the change in diet or the children being completely HORRID! I'm ready to put them both up on ebay!

And of course when they're out of control, we loose it. John has been very good for months, but he's starting the yelling again. Not a lot, but I see it coming on. I'm no angel, trust me. I blow my top way more than I should, but then he looses it and brings me back to earth and I can start to calmly control the situation. I just feel like we shouldn't come to that point at all. As parents we should see it coming and take care of it before it hits.

Dinners around here are a freaking nightmare. Unless it's "kids food" they don't want to eat. And I'm not making crap food anymore. They are going to have to get used to it. Anyone know of any good military schools?

3rd day on the new job. Today, I learned about our client list. We went over that for about 10 min. Then, uhm, well... lets see.... I learned that Donna's second cousin once removed (I think - we couldn't figure out that "removed" thing) was hung in 1923 in England for conspiracy to murder. It was this big huge thing. It still one of England's biggest stories. Look up Edith Thompson on Google and you'll get a slew of info. The true tale, according to Donna's Grandma was that Edith wasn't all there. She was like bi-polar or something. She was married and bored. She met this sailor, fell in love, if only in theory. He went out to sea and she wrote him religiously. She talked about how much she missed him and how she was trying to get her husband out of the way. She was trying to poison him and such and nothing was working. He comes back and decides she needs help and stabs the hubby to death. Not realizing that Edith's letters were basically all made up. That she loved her husband, even if he was kinda boring. And the letters were all fantasy. They are both arrested, tried and convicted of murder, Edith swearing her innocence until the very end. They are both hung on the gallows. Petitions were written to spare her life, but the judge said he couldn't overturn the decision. He later felt he made a horrible mistake and committed suicide. AMAZING!! How about having that tale in your family!?! There is a book and movie about it. She gave me the book today which is full of Edith's letters to the sailor before and after the murder. I can't wait to get into it!

Uhm, we also signed up for a charity casino night which sounds like it's gonna be really fun.... and.. hmm. That's about it. LOL I still don't have my laptop. It should have gotten to my boss's house today. Hopefully it did and we can go get it tomorrow. Then I can actually do something.

I also have to get a new driver's license. My doesn't have a picture and I'm flying in 2 weeks, so I'm gonna need that. I also need to get a passport. Not that I'll be going out of the country, but Donna said to get one. You never know. Those will be Friday or Monday tasks. There's nothing else on my plate as yet. Pretty easy job so far! I'm sure I'll be working my butt off sooner rather then later.

Ok, I'm off to find some drugs.

Today's Did You Know: Your mouth produces 1 litre (1.8 pints) of saliva a day. *Ok, saliva is mostly water, right? Can I count that 1.8 pints into my daily water intake amount???